The New Pier 97: Needs a Better Maintenance Team

The playground, with the rope tower and big slide.

Pier 97 opened recently, right on the Hudson near 59th Street. The star is the big slide, which you can only reach by climbing a tall ropes course in the middle of the playground. I've seen more than a few kids get scared and stuck up there, needing a parent to talk them (or carry them) down. I actually like that. Too many modern playgrounds feel way too safe and boring, and a little fear is good for the soul.

Up in the ropes course.

Farther back on the pier, past the playground, there's a ball field and some spots to hang out. There's also a wide granite slide for “all ages” that's short but fast. It gets very hot in the sun, so expect lots of burned butt cheeks in July. There's a grassy slope where the grown-ups can relax and tan.

The splash pad, when it's working.

Unfortunately, this place badly needs better upkeep. So many pieces of this brand-new equipment are already broken, and I've yet to see anything fixed. I've been turned away by the staff during posted hours and kicked out “for maintenance,” yet I'm at a loss to see what's being maintained. There's always garbage in the sand. Last time we went, a water gun, the water pump, and a sand scooper were all broken. The bike repair station just outside was a terrific idea, but its tools were broken or missing within weeks and never replaced. And the bathrooms, though very close by, are somehow always closed. Pier 97 staff, please get your act together!

The sunset deck on the Hudson.

One bonus: there's free kayaking very nearby, and it's well worth coordinating with a visit.

Verdict: go for the big slide. Climb up, slide down a few times, and move on.